Welcome to the Sleep Wars
If you’re here, you’re probably running on three hours of broken sleep, half a pot of coffee, and pure rage.
You’ve Googled “why won’t my kid sleep” so many times that your phone thinks it’s your hobby. The advice you find? All perfect-parent nonsense. Lavender oil. Whale music. “Just stay calm.”
Reality? Bedtime is war. Your kid is the terrorist. And you’re the exhausted negotiator who wants 30 minutes of peace before collapsing.
That’s why I created these guides: straight-talking, no-bullshit survival manuals that actually help.
Sleep Battles
Win the nightly war without losing your Netflix time.
Bedtime routines that actually work (no chanting, no oils).
How to kill the “just one more story” standoff.
Tricks for tantrums, regressions, and bedtime sabotage
Night Terrors & Sleep Weirdness
Survive the creepy stuff that keeps you awake at night.
Nightmares, night terrors, and WTF moments explained.
How to keep kids safe during 2 a.m. chaos.
When to worry, when to chill, and when to call the doctor.
COMING SOON
Early Risers & Bedroom Chaos
Defeat the 5 a.m. wake-ups and survive sibling sleep wars.
Fixes for human alarm clocks.
Room-sharing strategies that don’t end in bloodshed.
Hacks for parents juggling multiple kids.
Get your battle plan for £4.99 today
Why These Guides Work
Written by a parent of nine who’s seen every sleep disaster.
Straight-talking, funny, and real—not sugar-coated crap.
Quick fixes you can use tonight.
Permission to drop the guilt and still be a great parent.
Final Word
You don’t need perfect. You don’t need a £200 sleep consultant. You just need a plan that works in the real world.
These guides won’t turn your kids into angels overnight—but they will give you battle tactics, a laugh when you need it most, and maybe even a full night’s sleep.